If you give a human a uterus…

An open letter to people who don’t understand a woman not wanting kids.

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Imagine you are talking to a girlfriend and you say, “I really want to be a mother one day.” Your friend responses, “I’m sure you’ll change your mind,” or “No you don’t.”
You would probably think it was rude.
So what is the difference from the countless times I, or a woman who has made the same choice, tells someone, “I don’t want to have kids,” and they respond, “I’m sure you change your mind,” or “Yes you do”?
Absolutely nothing!

Stay out of my uterus and I’ll stay out of yours.
I am 26 years old and I’ve made a choice about my body and my future, please stop trying to make it about you.
Your decision to have kids doesn’t offend me, so my decision, not to have kids, shouldn’t offend you.
There are some cute kids out there and I’m not saying that having children is a bad choice, it’s just not my choice.
I like not having to foot the bill for another individual. I like deciding to randomly fly across the country (I’ve done this a few times).
I like knowing that when I go home, I can have a glass of wine (or 3) without having make sure a tiny human eats (some nights are liquid dinner nights).

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I like not having to worry about getting a sitter if I want to have a night out.
I like not having to be tied to another individual by a child if we ever grow apart.
I like that things in my house aren’t sticky and that I don’t have to fight with baby proof doors (baby proof doors are no joke).

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I like all these things just like I’m sure people who want to have kids like feeling needed by a child.  The way they like having someone crawl into their bed on a Sunday morning. The way they like hearing someone call them “mama” or daddy or seeing themselves in someone else. (I’m trying to think of cute things kids do and say.)
I’m being honest about who I am as a person, I would never be a teacher because I am not that patient when it comes to explaining things, parenting is a full time teaching job for the rest of your life, for better or worse. My parents taught me behaviors and emotions that they may not have intended or even realized.
I cringe when little kids ask, “But why?”

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I don’t understand them wanting praise for the most minimal action like shitting in a toilet.
It’s not that I hate kids, I just only like them in small bits and when I can return them to their caregiver.

“When you meet your husband you’ll change your mind,” and “What does your boyfriend think about that?” 

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Gif From Keeping Up With The Kardashians

If a woman is in a serious relationship chances are she’s had that conversation with her partner. Now days just as many people don’t want to become parents as the amount of people that do. No one wants to date someone for 2 years and then discover they have very different opinions on this major decision.

It might be hard to accept but if boyfriend wants kids and you don’t then boyfriend probably isn’t the best person for you, because one of you will end up unhappy.

Do people really think a woman should do something she strongly doesn’t want to do just to make a man happy? If I’m going to push a baby out of my lady business you better believe that it will be my choice.
Another thing, please stop telling me that I may not like kids, but I’ll like my own… that REALLY needs to stop.

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Gif from HBO’s Girls

What if I took your advice, had a baby and felt the same way…are you going to take the baby? It’s not a sweater or a pair of jeans I can’t just return it to the hospital like, “I changed my mind. Can I get a refund?” (And the past 9 months of my life back?)
If you’re such an advocate for kids why would you want them to be born to someone who doesn’t want them? To someone who would probably resent them for placing limitations on a life that is otherwise happy?
Aren’t there enough unwanted children in the world?

Just because we don’t want kids doesn’t mean we are dead inside or  immune to their adorableness at times.

 

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You’re childless friends will still go to your baby showers, “like” the pictures you post of your kid on social media and possibly even babysit (I won’t, cause I’m not bout that life but your other friends might). We can still be Aunt Dia and show up for major events like recitals, sports games and graduation. We aren’t disgusted by your kids (not all of us at least). We aren’t going to want to hang out with you less because some of the conversation will be “mom talk,” in fact we might even be easier to make plans with than your mommy friends, since our schedules doesn’t involve kids.  We help you remember parts of yourself that existed before you became a mom and remind you of your individual identity and not just your identity as mom. We might even make you even more sure about your decision of parenthood. (You’re kids can take care of you when you’er old, I’m trying to hustle like crazy to make sure I will be able to cover expenses for post workforce Dia.)
I’m not saying I’ll never ever change my mind because I’m not a psychic, but I’m saying where I’m at right now I’m 100% sure I don’t ever see myself with a desire to procreate.
In fact, as I said in a previous post I am often wrong about my expectations for the future, If I change my mind I’ll deal with it then.
Even if I decide to have them (which I REALLY REALLY REALLY doubt I will) that only affects you if I ask you to babysit.
Kudos to the all the moms out there, you are so important and I’m sure it’s not always easy. Kudos to the women who take the measures to prevent an unwanted pregnancy and are focusing on the life path they want. We can be different and respect each other.

My choice to get pregnant or not is between me, my partner and my uterus! Me not having kids is in no way affecting or disrespecting your choice to have them.

Remember if you give a human a uterus they might not want to reproduce.
So the next time you hear a woman say she doesn’t want kids, don’t try to change her mind or tell her she’s wrong. Instead tell her you respect that she’s made a choice for her future and the fact that she knows what she does and doesn’t want in life.

And if that is too hard for you then as Craig says:

 

 

 

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